…There’s a cat outside my window.
Sweet Alfred’s Apron, it is staring at me.
Don’t judge me, you feline.
There is no porn here.
Come back on a Friday.
Kitty is curious! Kitty wasn’t judging…
I’m fairly certain that your EYES DO NOT GLOW LIKE THE DEPTHS OF THE SEVEN HELLS.
Kitty’s eyes don’t glow. Kitty is now scared…







